"Welcome to the store! - We're Going Out of Business!""I see that.""Yep, EVERYTHING MUST GO! We're closing our doors! We need to clear this place out! ""Yeah, I saw the guys on the corners with the signs. That's why I'm here, so you can stop yelling.""Excellent. Well, have a look around, and CHECK OUT OUR CRAZY DEALS! We've slashed prices by 5%""Excuse me?""I said, we've slashed prices by 5%,
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Monday, 25 February 2008
A Post About Cheese
Posted on 09:40 by Unknown
A quick post about cheese. I like cheese, it tastes good with meat and stuff like that. I sometimes eat cheese by itself, but very rarely. For me cheese alone tastes like yaks fur. Unlike yaks fur though, I think it blends well with other items such as bread, meat, crackers or pickles. So for the most part, I like cheese, but I'm not a cheese connoisseur. The word connoisseur means, 'the people
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Club Faragaran
Posted on 07:17 by Unknown
Come to lovely Club Faragaran! The tree lodge with the all the comforts ground lovers crave. Club Faragaran has all the amenities for those of you looking for a relaxing stay in a tree top paradise. While staying with us 200 feet above the boulder littered forest floor, we always have your safety in mind. That is why we are nearly halfway done installing a surrounding guard rail along our tree
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Decomposing Humor Vol.02
Posted on 12:19 by Unknown
The pun is one the lowest form of humor. It exists somewhere between gassing and sarcasm. You can take your pick as to the direction that scale travels. I would say, closely the equivalent of bacteria on the life awareness scale. Clearly more advanced than an amoeba and yet not really as far up the chain as say the next step, Jimmy Carter. Yet in much the same way that some bacteria can have life
Wednesday, 6 February 2008
Classified
Posted on 07:43 by Unknown
Wanted- Doctor skilled in the art of funny bone repair, to help with the revitalization of my humor center. Applicant should have years of experience and an understanding of basic concepts of humor, such as comic timing, effective puns and be able to wedge in the phrase 'sticky buns' liberally.
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