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Wednesday, 22 December 2010

White Board Cleaner Fumes

Posted on 16:55 by Unknown
I can't solve it... even after I used the white board cleaner and got crazy high off the fumes. Nothing. No idea. Look it's almost quitting time. I hope my head clears by then!! "No officer, just white board cleaner..."
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Monday, 20 December 2010

Random Typing In December

Posted on 12:53 by Unknown
Yet Another Random Typing Post. I'm just going to let whatever thought pops into my head out for all the world to see. This is glimpse into my brain, or a warning not to read on. Whichever you prefer. Only spell check beyond this point.I like corn chips. Though I'm not sure what to do with all the dust you accumulate on your fingers when eating them. Seriously, are you suppose to pretend it's not
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Thursday, 16 December 2010

The Three Hour Meeting

Posted on 16:43 by Unknown
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful pitch, That started about lunchtime and caused my eyes to twitch. The lead was a smarmy sellin' man, Who'd never take a breathOf the five that sat down in there, only two of us are left. Only two of us are leftThe powerpoint show was out of hand, at one hundred ten slides plusIf not for the bastion of my Blackberry, my mi-nd would
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TRON Legacy Prayer

Posted on 14:42 by Unknown
I offer only what I can. A simple prayer for the upcoming TRON Legacy....Oh please, please, please. Don't suck.
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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Vader Days

Posted on 11:18 by Unknown
The best Sci-Fi villain of the 80's, who suffered a Lucas induced personality adjustment in recent year, is still my favorite childhood foe. Darth Vader was awesome. A cyborg man with ability to kill a person with his mind and rip HVAC equipment off the walls of Cloud city. He is still a serious bad dude for those of us who recall his menacing form lurking though much of our childhood. In that
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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

It Aways Seems So Simple...

Posted on 08:43 by Unknown
Why is it that things always seem so simple once they're done?So there I sit in our Network Operations Center, on one of many jet black adjustable bar stools, trying to explain to my boss what has transpired over the last 10 hours. "So? Is it fixed?" He asks me with obvious trepidation. "Yea. I finally got it," I say."Well? What was it?""Oh," I sort of glance around a bit. "It was a check box.""
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